Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Stefan Legein retires from Pizza Making.


In a shocking announcement, pizza maker Stefan Legein has retired from the art of pizza making. A recent hire of Pizza Shack, and one of the rising stars of dough tossing, Stefan has decided to call it quits.

Not kidding.

I did not believe it either, but sources have just confirmed it. Legein's manager at Pizza Shack just called the Blog-Rakers office and said Stefan won't be coming in tomorrow to open the restaurant.

Legein's mother, Christine, said around 5 p.m. that she hadn't heard the news yet. Either Stefan has some explaining to do, or Mrs. Legein wasn't in the talking mood. I can't blame her if she wasn't. UPDATE: Just talked to Stefan's father, who said: "He hasn't quit anything." He did confirm, however, that Stefan is moving out of their basement.

It's just amazing that a kid with that much potential is throwing it all away. He had "manager" written all over him. If you ask this writer, he could have been a regional manager controlling 7 Pizza Shacks.

Rumor has it he will try to hack it as a professional hockey player. Hah. Good luck, kid. You're gonna need it.

3 comments:

JF said...

That's what I call a bad case of Acne. Way to scoop puckruckers, Mattlund. You continue to show why you're "the best and only reliable source for CBJ Hockey news." Or something like that.

Canuckfan said...

Well, if this kid didn't have mental problems before, he will now after he sees this.

Lamdeveg said...

I blame McClean! If he would've awarded the "Shack" the rights to sell in Nat vs "Donato's" this never woulda been an issue!!!